Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) discount-exclude Well now it’s a t-shirt

Well now it’s a t-shirt

Great Whites

Art by Florian Schommer

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The only way to protect you from his deadly claws is by wearing this t-shirt

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) discount-exclude Well now it’s a t-shirtIntroducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally