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Introducing the world’s first ever miniature mini fridge

Unextreme Caffeine (100mg) = 1 Coffee

He even hand-signed each packaging label

But these killer cans of iced tea will ambush your tastebuds with so much classic tea flavor that you’ll never believe they have 75% less sugar than top iced teas*

We Donate a Portion of Our Proceeds to Help Kill Plastic Pollution

Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat color_tie-dye Introducing the world’s first everYou, yes you there reading this website: You have been chosen. This hat has been worn since time immemorial by those selfless enough to throw themselves between humanity and the merciless psycho killer that is water. Claim your Lifeguard Hat, take up the mantle, and defend your species against the deadliest stuff on earth. This hat also makes a pretty cool nacho tray.